She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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