i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I love you.
Bad choice
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