dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
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My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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