I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
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