its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
