But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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