First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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