did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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