Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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