just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
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At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
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what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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