Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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