He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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