At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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