I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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