Christians are straight up FREAKS
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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