One girl and one boy is just not enough.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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