just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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