I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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