So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
And then the night went full on bisexual.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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