Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We don't watch enough power rangers
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm like, not good at living.
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