Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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