She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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