She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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