Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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