I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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