Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
In other news, I just burned my penis
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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