I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
