Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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