I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Apparently you make a good broom.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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