butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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