i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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