at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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