is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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