Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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