so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
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WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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