....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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