super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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