Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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