I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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