we have officially lost it.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
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I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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