PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
This girl is more easily done than said...
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
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Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
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