i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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