You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm at about main and main street
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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