you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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