Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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