he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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