The brown eye won't let me do that either.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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