Cold hands, warm shart.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Are my feet made of real feet?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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