i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Randomize
