Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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