I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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