i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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